Fat jokes

What do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

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What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?"

Woman: "Why, because your loving it?"

Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

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Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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